aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

microsatira:

Messi avvistato sulla costiera amalfitana, mentre vomitava gli spaghetti allo scoglio.

  • everybody in the football fandom ever: i came here to have a good time and im feeling so attacked right now

  • What football taught me: trust no one and nothing until you see that motherfucker holding the jersey and signing the contract

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL