- everybody in the football fandom ever: i came here to have a good time and im feeling so attacked right now
- What football taught me: trust no one and nothing until you see that motherfucker holding the jersey and signing the contract
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
- Things football has taught me: Don't get too attached because at some point everyone leaves.
Aver la barba e credere di essere irresistibile, è come aver le sopracciglia ad ali di gabbiano e credere di poter volare.